Two - Never Startle a Grizzly

Aside from the momentary sound of Virginia’s synth-leather shoes as she slid to her hiding place and the squeaking noise of my own Kevlar-vinyl jeans as I crouched, the room was silent after the echo of the knocking faded away into the chipped plaster walls of the room.  The din of nothingness almost made my ears ache and I hazarded a peek around the side of my desk, the Predator still trained in the general direction of the door. The frosted window of the door let in generous amounts of light pouring out of the fluorescent bulb in the hallway, a garish cold blue hue that hurt the eyes.  I’d grow used to the color as it cascaded into my office and splashed on the worn tile floors, but now there was something sinister about the light - in large part as I expected a shadow to break up the regular rectangle stretching into my office space.

Generally, people continue to stand at a door once they’ve knocked on it, even if they suspect they might have gone to the wrong address.  General politeness demands that you at least acknowledge your mistake whether you knock at the wrong door or enter in the wrong telecom code when you place a call.  “I’m sorry, I believe I’ve got the wrong number,” is the generally accepted and appreciated offering of apologies and, unless you’re a real ass, you accept the apology and let the other person try their luck elsewhere.

While it had taken Virginia a few millisecond to register the unusual event of a knocking on my office door, my first reaction had been instantaneous as I crouched down - I looked at the office window as I drew my gun.  Unless someone is wired to move a hellova lot faster than I’ve seen so far, I should at least catch a glimpse of anyone lingering in front of the door long enough to knock.

I consider it very bad juju when there’s a knock at a door with half-length of frosted glass and you don’t see a shadow where you expect to see one. It usually means that the person on the other side isn’t really intending to make a social call and implies that their intentions may have more nefarious undertones.  Chances are they aren’t going to see if you wanted to grab a quick beer and skip out on work.

Risking a glance back at Virginia to see how she fared, I could see that she’d relaxed slightly and allowed her face to creep out from behind the round curves of her kneecaps.  She was not a naïve tart like you might find on the western end of the sprawl, Virginia had grown up in the heart of the city and had picked up a sixth sense when it came to danger.  You developed that ability for sensing danger if you wanted to survive in the city center or you didn’t last long.  The violence in the area bordered by I-494 on the south and west, by I-694 on the north and east, was only barely contained by the corp security and not at all by the city badges, who focused more on drunks, vagrants and indecent exposure than the real crime happening in the city.  Virginia grew up near one of the areas only a few miles from the center city, where the corps and badges didn’t even both trying to enforce a modicum of order.  They’d given up on it near 2020 and hadn’t bothered to even reclaim that area since.  Virginia was a survivor, she instinctually knew when to duck and cover.

Virginia’s eyes were wide with fear.  She knew some serious shit was about to go down.  No doubt she’d taken the time to glance at the window in the door herself was very aware of the lack of obvious signs that someone was on the other side.

We could have sat there all night, exchanging glances at each other and then the door, but I doubt it would have moved the situation towards much of a conclusion.  It wasn’t my style to sit tight and wait for the inevitable so I made the decision that I’d answer the knock with a shouted and annoyed “waddaya want” from the relative safety of my desk to see if anything would happen.  Before doing that, I exchanged looks with Virginia one last time to warn her and to make sure that she was ready for whatever might follow.

As I turned to her to give a reassuring smile I noticed a bright red beam dancing on the side of her head, coming from the office window behind us.  My facial expression melted as I started to shout for her to move and Virginia must have guessed was what happening, but her reaction was far too late.  A moment later, I was covered with blood and brains as I scrambled to my feet, the flat souls of my boots scrapping against the tiles as I threw myself into the storage closet next to my desk. It wasn’t the time to mourn Virginia’s fate.  I had other business to attend to.

Sharp cracks of gunfire exploded and ancient linoleum burst into dust in a trail behind me as bullets riddled my office from the outside.  Anticipating the next moment, I turned and trained my heavy pistol on the office door and was offered an excellent target by a man with more muscle than brains as he rammed the door in, gun drawn.  The glass from the door cascaded and shattered at his feet and, by the time the last piece of glass had fallen, I’d put five or six rounds into his chest.  I’m not one to pass up on a chance to clean up the gene pool when one presents itself.  Any dumbass who thinks barging into a room occupied by a woman with a Predator is a smart move is one less idiot that needs to reproduce.  He seemed surprised when bright red flowers blossomed on his chest, further proof of his stupidity.  I didn’t feel the least bit of remorse as I watched the oaf slip to the ground in a pool of his own blood.

The next gorilla dressed like a man showed slightly more sense than the first, but my gun brought him down is a spray of red only moments later.  Thinking his the Colt .45 he carried might draw a bead on me quicker if it entered the room before him, it was only a matter of simple extrapolation when I saw the muzzle enter the doorway and, with intentional hesitation on my part, it was an easy bit of work to guess where his chest might be a few ticks later.

Waiting for more opportunities to enhance my shooting skills, I kept the smoking barrel of my gun trained on the hallway beyond the demolished door of my office.  I was surprised when, after nearly five minutes of waiting, no one appeared to take their opportunity to catch my bullets in midair - I was definitely ready to oblige any interested parties.  Linoleum dust, the smell of cordite and fresh blood filled the room and I forced myself to sit patiently in the storage closet another full ten minutes before crawling along the floor towards the doorway to peak outside.  Silence was in the air, aside from the traffic outside and a siren more likely heading away from my office rather than toward it.  Corp security and badges avoided this warehouse neighborhood along the riverfront; they might encounter resistance and causalities with minimal gain were frequently seen as unnecessary expenditures of assets.

Using the shadows to my advantage, I snaked across the floor and chances a quick glance around the remnants of the frame that once held the door in place into the harshly-lit hallway beyond and was mildly amused to see nothing suggesting a threat lay beyond.  Either the Johnson that took out a contract on me was a cheapskate, or the runners who’d taken the contract had convinced the Johnson they were better than they actually were.  Two thugs and a sniper?  Someone seriously underestimated me or was inexperienced enough with the shadow-world to hire amateurs.  Either way, I was slightly insulted that the whole event had been essentially pedestrian in nature.  If someone is going to try and cancel me, I prefer it if there is a meaningful effort behind the attempt.  The whole episode had taken less than four minutes, from the knock on the door until the last bullet exiting my gun.

I looked over at the limp body of the woman once named Virginia.  While I had seen shattered skulls and brain matter oozing onto floors in the past, I was glad that the night shadows obscured the details of her death.  It made it easier to think of her as a thing, an object, a body, when I couldn’t see her face or her body clothed in the absurdly short tight dresses she wore that always turned me on a little.

It made it easier to walk away from her still-warm body, down the hall and the stairs, out into the street.  As a mere body, I could let her be discovered by the janitorial crew in the morning - let them take care of calling the morgue to carry away the bodies I’d left behind.  I wasn’t leaving a friend behind then, only a body.  You can be damned sure that when I found out who had set me up, however, I would remember that I had to leave a friend behind when I became the judge and jury.  Then, the bloody mess I left back in my office wouldn’t be a body any longer - it’d be the broken remains of a friend for whom I was delivering vengeance.

I walked out of the glaring lights of the warehouse and into the soft white flurries that seemed to fall all January long in this city.  The snow was nothing but tiny white crystals of purity falling from the sky only to be sullied beyond redemption as they touched the ground.  Part of me hated the world that night.  Virginia was not pure by any stretch of the imagination, but only sloppy wet-workers kill the innocent.  Whoever was responsible, I was going to make them pay.

One - Peanut Butter and Surgical Gauze

“Peanut butter and surgical gauze.  That’s the ticket.”

I had no clue what led to this sudden outburst from Virginia, my sometimes secretary and occasional drinking partner.  Virginia had been distracted for the better portion of the morning, apparently unable to focus on the menial tasks of filing the various hardcopy papers that had collected in my office since the last time she’d come by to earn a few credits a week ago.  It wasn’t a difficult task to sort the various sheets of paper that collected over the course of business, but it wasn’t a commonplace task these days.  Virginia had only commented once about the vast stacks of records and papers I maintained, even venturing to ask why she didn’t depend on the Matrix to store electronic versions of the documents like every other person these day, but quickly shut up when I gave her the “that’s my business, not your problem” look suggesting Virginia was always welcome to seek another source of cred if she wanted to bitch about her choice in record keeping.  A year later and Virginia hadn’t once brought the matter up again.  It was an easy job I had given her and the credit was always good.  No sense in fucking up a good gig when you had it just because her employer had an eccentric habit of relying on hardcopies when everyone else in the world was okay with storing their docs on the ‘net.   We all have our fetishes, Virginia supposed and left it at that.

“What?” I asked, already too late.  Virginia had already dialed the cyberphone she’d had surgically implanted in her head a few years ago.  The phone was considered a necessary fashion and lifestyle enhancement within a few short months after the technology had become available and it seemed that everyone wore a unit these days.  Like everyone else with the phone hardwired to their nerves, Virginia was adsorbed in the conversation at the other end, her mouth moving silently as she sub-vocalized her conversation with the person at the other end.  I personally don’t trust cyberware any more than I trust electronic data, but I am grateful for the development in tech, for no other reasons than fewer and fewer people could be heard walking around public places, loudly sharing their conversations on the older mobile phone technology with anyone who happened to be in earshot.  To tell you the truth, I’ve always hated hearing only one side of the conversation, which invariably consisted primarily of “u-huh”, “I know!” and “Nothing. Whatcha doin’?”  I see no point in having conversations without a purpose.  When I talked to someone, I want it to be about business and to get it over with as quickly as possible.  Implanted phones at least spared me having to listen to that disjointed one-sided conversation, as sub-vocal mikes had almost become a standard accessory with each implant sold.

Virginia’s eyes were closed as she talked, but her arms moved animatedly as she explained to the person on the other end just exactly what she meant by the strange comment she’d made just moments before.  I’m always amused how old habits die hard and there are an amazing number of people in our world who are unable to talk if you bind their hands behind their back.  Even though no one can see your arms flailing about as you make your point, the activity seems to be the quicksilver that makes your conversations flow and you are helpless to speak without the physical movement.  In my business, you wouldn’t last too terribly long if you were so easy to read from afar.  To be successful in the shadows, you need to keep your thoughts to yourself and those who need to know those thoughts.  Give the wrong thing away and you’ll either be looking up the ass-end of a gun or you’ll lose a potential client - someone will invariably sell the information before you do.  Cold, old intel is worthless in the shadows.  A flick of the wrist or a smile can sometime be all that betrays what secrets you are willing to sell to the highest bidder.  Mr. Johnson might take umbrage to you sharing information indiscriminately and you could find yourself out of the cred you were hoping to take home.  If Mr. Johnson is particularly pissed about your indiscretion, he might consider it worth his while to have you eliminated.  Nobody likes sloppiness in the shadows and he might consider it his civic duty to spare other Johnsons your lack of professionalism.

That said, Virginia is not in the biz and I never put her into the situation where she’d come across anything in my work that would put her in a position of appearing as if she might be a loose end that needed trimming.  I only let her handle work for my day-job, the less lucrative work I perform as a cover for my more covert activities.  The work barely pays the bills and never leaves enough cred to do anything more than barely survive.   Virginia was in that boat herself, which is why I gave her an opportunity to make a little extra here and there to afford life’s little luxuries - be it a cyberphone or enough cred to buy real beer instead of the swill made from soy served as an inexpensive alternative in most restaurants and bars around the city. The hardcopies she filed for me were primarily concerned with domestic infidelity, skip-tracing and suspected petty thievery.  I’m not dumb enough to leave any trace of my other work around.  What doesn’t get stored in my head is wiped from the memory stick as soon as the job is over.  For good measure, I usually melt the stick to a useless heap of plastic and silicon with some magnesium tape I keep around.  For good measure, dance on what remains a few times with my boots.  When Mr. Johnson has what he needs, I make sure to forget what I learned and destroy all the evidence.

It’s all about being professional.

Virginia’s arms quit moving around and fell to her sides as her eyes opened, obviously done with her conversation. It still took some effort to focus on sub-vocalizing her conversation, as it did with all but the most adept at the new tech, which is why she generally closed her eyes to focus on the act.

“Welcome back to the land of the living,” I told her as she looked up at me.  The fact that I was looking at her at the end of her conversation instead of going about my business as I would normally seemed to make her uneasy.

“Shit.  I didn’t talk out loud again, did I?”  Knowing how much I hated to even catch a glimmer of other people’s inane conversations, she always made a valiant effort to keep the mumbles to a minimum.

I smiled reassuringly.  “Not at all…  You were very quiet, except for right before you made your call.”  Her eyes rolled upwards as she tried to recall the moments beforehand.  I decided to help her out, rather than make her recall what had only been a fleeting moment in her mind.  “You said something about peanut butter and gauze.  Rather excited about the matter, before you went off into la-la land.”

Virginia blushed a little.  “Oh.  That.  I had just come up with a solution to a friend’s problem is all.”  She glanced over her shoulder sheepishly to see if anyone else was around, although no one was ever around my office - I always met potential clients out in the city as an extra level of security.  The door was always locked, whether I was inside or away.  Never trust anybody if you want to stay alive is my motto.

“I have a friend who decided to hang out at Hidden Beach last night,” she told me.  Hidden Beach was a popular place for people who like to socialize in the nude by moonlight and by the light of small fires built on the shores of Cedar Lake.  Years ago, before the waters went toxic from pollution, people used to skinny-dip in the waters of the lake, but that had become a dangerous pastime in the last twenty or so years, leading to rashes caused by the chemicals leaching from a forgotten dump upgradient from the lake.  Old rituals died hard and, while only a few masochists continued to bathe in the waters, an evolution of the ritual continued with the nudists that had claimed the beach as theirs.

I raised an eyebrow, waiting for her to continue.

“The person assigned to watch for the badges got a little preoccupied with one of the other attendees and everyone had to make an emergency exit when the alarm hadn’t been sounded in time for them to get dressed,” she continued.  “He ended up hiding in the tall grass near the beach while the badges arrested anyone they could find.”

“Was your friend one of the lucky ones to escape a night of detention?”

She smirked a bit as she considered what she would tell me next.  “Yeah.  He got away without much hassle from the cops.  Unfortunately, the badges were pretty thorough in their search and he was in that meadow for several hours before he could leave.  During that time, he found a number of little friends and, when he got home, he was covered with a number of wood ticks that decided he tasted good.”

Virginia was definitely enjoying her story, all smiles and barely-restrained laughter.  Of all our advances in technology and science over the years, some of God’s creatures were still able to resist our attempts to control nature.  Ticks, mosquitoes and roaches were impervious to most of our attempts to eradicate them, and apparently Virginia’s friend had found a bountiful nest of parasites near one of his favorite stomping grounds.

“He’s covered in as many as a hundred of the damned bloodsuckers,” she said.  “For being a tough guy, he’s scared to death of bugs and is afraid that their heads will remain if he tried to pull them out.”  She paused. “He’s very afraid of infection.  Especially in, ahem, certain private areas.”

I fought the inevitable laughter.  “And…?”

Virginia regained her faltering composure.  “Well, I remember an old folk remedy my grandmother told me about just a few minutes ago.  She said that they used to dab a little peanut butter on the tick and then cover it with surgical gauze until the tick smothered and backed its way out of your skin.  I don’t know if it really works, but hell, I thought he should try it.  Couldn’t hurt, could it?”

Aside from smelling like peanut butter, possibly for a few days, it probably wouldn’t hurt, I thought.  I found myself being amused by the idea of encountering someone who smelled like an elephant had chewed them up and spit them out and I had to restrain a chuckle.  I’d know where that person had been the night before…  But I kept these thoughts to myself.  “I don’t suppose it could hurt, but I wouldn’t put money on it working.”

Virginia shrugged.  “That would be his problem, I guess.  If it doesn’t work, he’ll have to get over his fear, start pulling and hope nothing gets left behind.”

Obviously enjoying her friend’s conundrum, Virginia played out a scene in her head before looking back at me.  “I’d better get on with these files.  He may need some help later with the cure I’ve proposed.  Besides, you’re not paying me to socialize.”  With that, she returned to her work filing the hardcopies in the various file cabinets I had lining the office while I returned to my laptop to check the email that had come in the last few days.

Virginia turned to ask me a question.  “Hey Lorelei…” she started when there was a knock on the door.  She knew as well as I did that I never received anyone at my office and that I conducted my business elsewhere. She had just enough street smarts to know that something was amiss.  Without hesitation, she dove behind one of the metal filing cabinets and scrunched herself into a tiny ball as I sat down on the floor next to my desk, my Predator drawn from its holster and aimed at my office door.

Less than 24 hours to go

While I won’t probably be posting the first installment of my NaNoWriMo attempt tomorrow, I am anxiously awaiting my allotted time to begin with the mad rush to write 50,000 words in 30 days (~1700 words/day).

Hope you stop by and check it out.